I belong to a team consisting of five web designers. We are a speciali

I belong to a team consisting of five web designers. We are a specialist company and will make particularly good websites for those with a large amount of money and little understanding of gadgets. We have made all sorts of websites in the past, ranging from websites on which you can buy and sell goods to and from other people in their houses, toother ssuch as internet dating websites.

One website that we helped make, and I think that you might just have heard of this one, was internet explorer. Yes, I thought that you might just have heard of it! Myself, Jeff, and Bernard created the prototype for that very well known website. Of course, Internet explorer has beenmuch improved since the time that we first used and formed it!

We can also be called up to fix other things, such as the average internet connection, for example. Many people have problems with choosing and connecting themselves to the Internet, they want someone else to make all of the decisions for them. We may call ourselves web designers, but we can do an enormous amount of random jobs if we put our minds to it.

I should tell you about the other web designers. First of all, there is Jeff. Jeff is rather on the chubby side, but he happens to be the best man we have with computers. He may break wind at all hours of the day, and be generally very annoying, not to mention the fact that he has no manners: he is very good and can debug almost any problem in under a week. If anything goes wrong, Jeff is the man we call in to fix up the job.

There's Rosie next. She is quite intelligent, but she has a particularly good sense of style. Nine times out of ten she can guess exactly what style of background the customer will choose, merely by reading the profile they have given us to put in about themselves. She may not be able to debug a computer, but she certainly does know how to put a little flair into any project: flair that often leaves our customers stunned.

Bernard is our mathematician. When it gets down to the numbers that make our websites work, Bernard's our man.

The last member of our little team of web designersisn't actually a human. He is a dog actually, Tommy. He doesn't do much involving algorithms I'm afraid to say. He is more of a mascot than anything.